that’s me… I haven’t been a teenager for years.
(Source: jacobpittslovelyface)
*pricks finger*
OWWWW MOMMMMMMMM I HURT MY FINGERRRRRR
IT’S BLEEEEDINNNNGGGG
FINGER
STAHHPPPP
GET ME A BANDAID WTF IS THIS SPINDLE DOING HERER EI DON’T EVEN SEW GOD MOM YOU’RE SO STUPID
MOM
MOM
WE HAD A NOTE ON THE FRIDGE ABOUT THE FUCKING WITCH AND THE NEEDLE
HOW DID YOU FORGET THIS
AND YOU ALSO FORGOT MY CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH
GAWD DAMMIT MOM YOU’RE SO STUPID
this is my favorite thing on the internet
Lol at the moment when he evaluates his life’s choices
(Source: lachowskiz)
“Because in all the universe, you’re the closest thing I have to a friend, Jean-Luc.” - Q
Gif art by CakeDoom
Who’s this Picard dude anyway?
Made rebloggable by request.
I love how the ships are in order of importance: Bev, earl gray tea, Q.



